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Our Tollywood shooting star Balayya ( Bala Krishna )is travelling in a flight and happens to get a seat beside no other than Tom hanks himself. but Balayya doesnt know that he is Tom Hanks. their conversation goes like this
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After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another seat in the same flight and it happens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn t that his Tom Hanks
Their conversation goes like this:
Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu balakrishna cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam..
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NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)
Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do
NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting in LA
Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself
NBK: i am a great actor
Tom Hanks: says who
NBK: myself
Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. i won a couple oscars also.
NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards
Tom Hanks: i can see that
NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman s only son
NBK: i am tenth son of NTR
Tom Hanks: who is NTR
NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paul newman or peter sellers. can you name a movie of your father s ?
NBK: superman
Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman
NBK: acting is in my blood
Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood
NBK: my father was a great actor
Tom Hanks: youve said that before
NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me
Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work
NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this
Tom Hanks: what is it
NBK: its my latest movie seema simham .. which means lion of the area
Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about
NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the others kid. now the other guy wants to kill this guys kid. but the fact is that this one s kid becomes the
other one s kid and in the end they have the same kid.
Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a different seat please
NBK: (smiles and shakes head)
Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do
NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting in LA
Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself
NBK: i am a great actor
Tom Hanks: says who
NBK: myself
Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. i won a couple oscars also.
NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards
Tom Hanks: i can see that
NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman s only son
NBK: i am tenth son of NTR
Tom Hanks: who is NTR
NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paul newman or peter sellers. can you name a movie of your father s ?
NBK: superman
Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman
NBK: acting is in my blood
Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood
NBK: my father was a great actor
Tom Hanks: youve said that before
NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me
Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work
NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this
Tom Hanks: what is it
NBK: its my latest movie seema simham .. which means lion of the area
Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about
NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the others kid. now the other guy wants to kill this guys kid. but the fact is that this one s kid becomes the
other one s kid and in the end they have the same kid.
Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a different seat please
NBK: (smiles and shakes head)
After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another seat in the same flight and it happens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn t that his Tom Hanks
Their conversation goes like this:
Tom Hanks: I couldn t belive that guy was saying his father NTR was the greatest actor in the world.
Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is next to him
Tom Hanks (with a surprise): Who are you?
Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.
Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???
Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is always with me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....
Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also an actor?
Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn t talk to me his blessing are always with me. His movies are inspired me. My babai and my tata ..
Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesnt want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else) ARe you married?
Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Tom Hanks with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love with Kournikova
Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal
Tom Hanks: Who is she?
JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that I never propose her to marry me.
Tom Honks: Why?
Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.
Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that
Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible for raising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He really inspired me......
Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what is your name?
Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......
Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at next stop because the next available empty seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri
Tarakaratna.......... time goes on
Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is next to him
Tom Hanks (with a surprise): Who are you?
Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.
Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???
Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is always with me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....
Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also an actor?
Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn t talk to me his blessing are always with me. His movies are inspired me. My babai and my tata ..
Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesnt want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else) ARe you married?
Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Tom Hanks with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love with Kournikova
Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal
Tom Hanks: Who is she?
JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that I never propose her to marry me.
Tom Honks: Why?
Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.
Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that
Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible for raising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He really inspired me......
Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what is your name?
Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......
Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at next stop because the next available empty seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri
Tarakaratna.......... time goes on
Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu balakrishna cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam..
Balakrishna has been the target for many net users for unknown reasons. It is 'reasonless-hatred' that's mounting on the star. And as many say 'popularity is sin', even Balakrishna is facing that but in bigger dose when compared to that of his colleagues.
The jokes and parodies those are circulating against Balakrishna are highly condemnable, be it for fans or for any sane human beings. Right from the release time of 'Allari Pidugu' to 'Veerabhadra' the circulation of jokes on him was very big and hurting the sentiments of many. Now with the outset of his political entry, the net-sadists are once again showing their might of spreading badly about the star and making him a clown for nothing.
One such going around is the 'Pokiri Parody' on Balakrishna.
Ileana: Em chestuntaru meeru,
Balaiah: Mari antha gattiga adigite em cheptaam. Nuvvem anukuntunnav?
Ileana: Ante... age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tiruguthu verri chupulu chusukuntu tirige bandodu anukunna....
balaiah: correct manamadhe...
Ileana: kaaligane unnav ga panikochche panulu cheyochu ga...
balaiah : kaali ga evadunnadu. Dabbuliste emaina chesta...
Ileana: emaina ante?
balaiah: ippudu flop cinemalu free ga chesaga, mamuluga aithe dabbulu tisukuni chestha...
Ileana: endukala?
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And so goes the rest of the joke. While the stars are themselves close friends with one another, the fans seem to have no love lost between them sprewing hatred across at every chance.
The jokes and parodies those are circulating against Balakrishna are highly condemnable, be it for fans or for any sane human beings. Right from the release time of 'Allari Pidugu' to 'Veerabhadra' the circulation of jokes on him was very big and hurting the sentiments of many. Now with the outset of his political entry, the net-sadists are once again showing their might of spreading badly about the star and making him a clown for nothing.
One such going around is the 'Pokiri Parody' on Balakrishna.
Ileana: Em chestuntaru meeru,
Balaiah: Mari antha gattiga adigite em cheptaam. Nuvvem anukuntunnav?
Ileana: Ante... age ayipoyi cinemalu lekunda kali kali ga tiruguthu verri chupulu chusukuntu tirige bandodu anukunna....
balaiah: correct manamadhe...
Ileana: kaaligane unnav ga panikochche panulu cheyochu ga...
balaiah : kaali ga evadunnadu. Dabbuliste emaina chesta...
Ileana: emaina ante?
balaiah: ippudu flop cinemalu free ga chesaga, mamuluga aithe dabbulu tisukuni chestha...
Ileana: endukala?
.............
And so goes the rest of the joke. While the stars are themselves close friends with one another, the fans seem to have no love lost between them sprewing hatred across at every chance.
నా బూతో! నా భవిష్యత్!!!!
Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna to a chair. Those idiots didn't know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair.
Here is our hero's brother. The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach. The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls. Hee. Hee. Hee.
Here is our hero's brother. The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach. The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls. Hee. Hee. Hee.
Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor. This means that the baddies had a gun. But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'. This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'.
The shells trigger an idea in Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea. He throws himself on the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells.
Now, lets have a look at the time-bomb. The timer (presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking. See the weird buttons on the bomb? The red button is the 'On' button and the green one is to switch it Off! Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such convenient on-off buttons. This is what i call a 'user-friendly Time-bomb'. Very easy to handle. Can be used even by infants.
Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells. Look at his expression. Seems like he's desperate to use the toilet!
He concentrates with the shell between his teeth. Look at the sweat on his face. Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating. With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb.
Lo and behold! The shell flies like a bullet through the air. Credit goes to Balakrishna here. He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet. He can be a good asset to the Indian army. The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the green button! The time-bomb gets switched off! Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!
Watch the whole thing in slow motion again!
That's it friends. Balakrishna has proved that he is better than our Olympics shooting medal winner, R. S. Rathore. He has even shocked Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi who were thought to be pioneers in such things. The latest buzz is that R. S. Rathore, Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi have started training under Balakrishna. Hats off to Balakrishna, the pioneer among pioneers! A true Miracle Man!!
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